May 2013
3ridan:
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were...
steelplatedhearts:
Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:
I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
mommaxtried:
It’s actually kind of impressive how I watched all my closest relationships dwindle to nothing this past year.
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
steven-stoned:
instead of saying “nighty night” you should say “MIGHTY night” to give the person you are speaking to strength in their dreams
romulusthread:
stop doing that and do me instead
“Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...”
– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
rneerkat:
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
imbroke:
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
