3ridan: do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were...
steelplatedhearts: Alternate title for The Great Gatsby: I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story
mommaxtried: It’s actually kind of impressive how I watched all my closest relationships dwindle to nothing this past year.
internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
steven-stoned: instead of saying “nighty night” you should say “MIGHTY night” to give the person you are speaking to strength in their dreams
romulusthread: stop doing that and do me instead
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having...– Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)
rneerkat: if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
imbroke: do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while